well well well, so how can i start this? first of all, i am writing this blog on the 10.02.2011 - yes very delayed from the actual day of our fishing oddysee, the good ol' BREAK-THE-DROUGHT session of 2 brothers, Khoa and David. so here goes.

So it has been about 11 months (really it has) since January 2010 since we had gone fishing together as a brother. as 2010 was the almighty HSC year for David, who now has finished.

The session started the night before really, both of us preparing our gear - making gang hooks with small sinkers, swivels and 2/0 gangs with our girlfriends present (LOL).

next morning at around 11am, we set off from home, arriving at our infamous Northern Beaches rock platform, greeted by a Korean fisherman who was having no luck whats so ever.

First rod was set off with my usual 4 hook bream rig, then followed 3 more 12" rods. as i walk back to check on our gear, one of the rod goes off - David runs for it and strikes!

Bam! solid connect, and we're off...

Davids first Salmon, first fish of the day


in the next few hours we were getting constant hits, with a 90% strike rate! Korean man and later, a chinese father-son duo came to join us on the rock platform.

It wasn't long untill i hit my first and PB Australian Salmon, probably around 70cm Mark??

My first and PB Sambo @ 70cm


The highlight of the day was the QUADRIPLE (yes 4) hook up where all 4 rods got smashed, one after the other! talk about ADRENALIN, a sheer burst of excitement, rush that we both sorely missed.

the QUADRIPLE HOOK UP!!




It was about 4.30 in the pm and the tide was still rising, quite dangerous actually, the Korean man then approached me out of no where and strangely.. he asked me.

"can I buy one of these fish off you?" - looking at our bag of 6 Salmon on the floor, i gave him a weird look and replied..

"No! are you joking?? take one, bring it home to your family, MERRY XMAS!!"

with a smile, he kindly accepted our gift, which made me feel warm on the inside, i mean, after all.. Salmon isnt really a prized table fish.

Then as soon as im thinking this, one of the rod goes off..

the usual Pump and Wind continued, however this time the occasional steering was included, to avoid the rocks and not get reefed. this fella didn't strike as hard so i'm thinking its a small Sambo.

Then to my suprise, I see colour... Yellow Tail.. Distinctive green top half.. OMG MY FIRST KINGFISH!!! (65cm)



hahaha, later on, this was followed by another one,

Second Kingfish @ 65cm


however i let the Chinese man reel the 2nd kingy in! both were legal and yes weren't we stoke!! we gave the chinese father-son our biggest sambo also, as they had not caught a thing the whole day. and to my suprise, the son then asked me..

"can i have your phone number...?"

with his broken english, i agreed.. and dialed my number on his phone lol.

The decision to go home was when David, nearly got swept into the water (neck high) wave hit the rocks and engulfed the whole platform, with david losing his footing, he let go of one of my rods (4500BTR) into the wash.. in his words "bro i had to make a decision.. it was either me or the rod.." LOLLL

Of course, as luck has it, after i thought i had lost one of my special rods, im reeling up the other ones only to find it entangled, connected to the LINE of the missing rod by a size #2 hook! LOL what a save indeed!

And if that wasn't as bad, david dropping my rod in, he drys himself up, puts on my warm Kathmandu Jacket, only to fall into a POTHOLE LOL!!!!! like literally blomp out of no where and brother disapears, emerging later all drenched hahahah, that was a classic!

Anyways, after that we left the place at around 6pm, with the sun still shining high (love summer!) with a bag of 5 salmon, 2 kingfish (woot!) and 2 biggest salmon given away to the Korean and Chinese man. hehe we both knew we'd done mum and dad proud.

Anyways, enjoy the pics!!

My first Kingfish at 65cm and she was a beaut on the Sashimi, with david doing all the filleting!

Enjoy the photos, and peace!
-dkb.

2 Kings (65, 65)


5 Sambos, 2 Kings

so today's topic was inspired by a good mate of mine,
he's been chasing this girl for the past 3 months and has failed to score a date.. it was up until a month ago, he seek the help and advice of DrLove.

with the 'project' described as "this girl.. she's a tough cookie and she's extremely hard one to crack!"

so It was in my own interest to help a friend, i described to him that, the first date is extremely important. in effect, it's the make or the break. does she wanna see you again after? how and what would one have to do to seal the deal?

so i've narrowed it down to these 10 'guidelines' that have worked in my experience anyway. so enjoy, and remember, DrLove can only show you the door. it is you who must walk through it.

1.) soft and cuddly, lotso hugs - buy some pillows for your car! trust me on this one.. lol it won't 'seal the deal' but it will help.. picture you and her in the car... driving along having nice conversation. and she's just sitting there twiddling her thumb.. give her a pillow to hug! lol. cause naturally, girls just love holding shit, whether it's a bag, a clutch, a wallet, a purse, a satchel, and yes.. a pillow works well too. you're always gonna be caught up in a moment where you'll need a pillow (lol) no seriously.. you'll thank me for this one :P

2.) music helps build Lurrve - burn a nice car cd with music you both will enjoy - music helps release tension.. creates mood and hopefully to help build rapport. no to mention you guys can both go "omg i love this song!" together. alot of preparation should go into song selection. do your research, find out what her favourite music (or songs) are and include them. i don't know how many times i must stress this! music is the bridge to our hearts =).

3.) feed your way to her heart - pick a nice and cosy restaurant with good atmosphere, lighting, ambiance and of course - decent food. preferably something classy - remember, this is really important. restaurant picking tells a lot about a man - a too fancy restaurant will tell her 'i'm trying to impress you' whereas a more secluded, subtle yet classy restaurant shows her 'i'm not like your typical date, i actually have class' catch my drift here boys? so it pays to do your research prior to the date, like u can subtly find out what her favorite food is when you're getting to know her. "so what kind food do you like?" "are you a chicken or beef girl?"

4.) the after party - this too is also important, its the place to go 'after dinner' where you guys can get to know each other more freely, instead of having a table separating you both. by this time, the conversations should flow more freely and there should be less awkwardness. a nice secluded place, but not too secluded (in the bushes equals stalker equals no 2nd date Lol.), a dimly lit bar with nice atmosphere, a nice reserve, a park with a wharf and lights.. you must research this thoroughly!

5.) all the, small things. - take notice of small things she says and does, every girl is different so it's up to you to assess the situation.. for example, if she told you she's sick or she has a sore throat, buy her some cough lollies. if you overheard her saying she loves orange juice, buy her an orange juice bottle when u pick her up! you know.. it's all the small things that count, and trust me, they will appreciate the effort.. girls are cute Lol.

6.) talk to me till the sun comes up - conversations are an easy one, well i can't tell you what to talk about but i can tell you the obvious things to NOT talk about. eg, your ex girlfriends lol. what you do with the boys on boys nights out. why they call you 'The Mack', how many 'conquest' you've had in your past lol.. unless she asks of course. but the cardinal rule is to not mention it unless she asks, and if she does ask be honest. ask her simple questions.. and please boys.. if you've obviously stalked her then don't bring up shit like "hey i remember that jacket! u wore it on your mates 23rd birthday at that holiday house!" "errrrr... how do you know?" *silence...* LOL.

7.) dress me up, buttercup - what to wear? suit up like barney? compton city g's with your hat on backwards? lol no.. safest thing to do is keep it nice & simple. plain white t-shirts go well with nice clean jeans. and it you're gonna wear a pattern shirt don't go overboard with something typical.. nice, plain and unique. you don't want to show her that you're overly dressed to impress her! that being said, please don't dress like a dag.. wear some decent shoes. oh another thing.. bring an extra jacket.. leave it in your car. just in case you guys do something wild like walk on the beach! and its freezing lol.

8.) chivalry is only dead if you think it is - nowadays most girls are inclined to the belief that 'there aren't many traditional romantic guys anymore'. wrong. and that 'chivalry is dead.. and only exist in movies!' nope. wrong again. so be the man, open the doors for your lady, every door. car door, restaurant door, okay maybe not her house door, unless u wanna eat her dads fist. if walking by her side, you walk on the outer lane. if it's cold then offer her your jacket. if she refuses, chuck it on her anyway and say "i don't want u to get sick!".. when walking across the road, grab her hand and walk across "it's for your own safety!" LOL... just be a gentlemen boys, the ladies appreciate a man who makes her feel like a princess.. dontcha ladies =).

9.) the fortress of love - also known as, your car. so clean it up, nice and tidy, it pays to vacuum, give it a wash prior to the date. make it clean and obviously smell nice for her. cause this is where you guys will be initially spending your time, as you drive her to the restaurant, you want to make her relaxed and comfortable. LOL some props would be nice too, like a cute hangy-ma-thingy on your visor.. i.e. a photo of your mum so she can go "AWWWWW YOU'RE CUTE!.." Lol!

10.) girls just wanna have funDS - okay last point is simple.. just have fun! be yourself (a controlled self), don't try too hard - girls are smart, they can sense this shit from a mile away!, don't show off too much of your bling bling - you'll regret it later when she becomes your girlfriend LOL T_T. and finally.. make sure you PAY for dinner boys. and also for PARKING! omg.. it's cute if a girl genuinely offers (really good brownie points) but you know damn well, we men want to pay for you. cause we want to show you that we take care of you! don't go macking unless you're packing, and you can't romance without finance.

until next time,
enjoy yourselves, enjoy each other,
and enjoy the first of many to come =)

-DrLove.

so here we are.. finally, another fishing blog! yes it's been a while..
it's the dead of winter of 2010, the world cup is currently on and the shivers of the icey nights are upon us.

it's been about 3 months since i last went fishing, the night where i caught my biggest bream to date - a PB @ 42cm!

on top of that, it's been a staggering 16 months! since there has been an Uncle Carlos and Daniel's fishing adventure.

one thing about when Carlos and Daniel go out fishing, whether it'd be a quick flick down at sandy bank (score a job at CBA), a landbased kingy session (someone getting gaffed in the foot), or a crazy garie beach session (chasing salmons in a rockpool).

one thing's for sure, and it's that every time we go out. something crazy, weird, whacky, or just plain random just happens! i blame it on Arvid! god rest his soul, we miss you mate.. this one's for you!

anyways, the night started off with a random and simple
"omg lets go fishing tonight? let's break the 16month drought! (since February 2009)"

so Saturday night (12.06.2010) we made our way to port hacking, to an old quiet serene magical spot x of ours that we use to visit quite frequently.. with a forecast 2 meter high tide at 11pm, and a beautiful new moon phase set out that night, our hopes were high but as always, we don't expect too much when we head out.. just a good time and many laughs.

we arrived at our spot at precisely 8:00 in the pm, unloaded the gear from the car, which i had parked right next to this massive boulder. then all of a sudden, as luck has it, i turn around and tripped over the massive rock LOL....... it was then... Carlos had bursted out laughing (as best mates do).

"oh bro! u should've seen your face!" AHHAHAH

after the random stack (lol), we trekked through the shrubs, down the cliff side to our serene beauty of a spot. it looked the same as we last saw it.. oldschool.. weary.. bringing back memories of those many countless nights and unforgiving battles of elements endured. trudging on through the harshness of our unforgiving Australian climate.

with our first bait in the water by 8:30pm, on a star sinker, looped 'bream' rig chasing anything that had a set of teeth and half a brain. an hour had passed, and ryan charlie and hanh had arrived, it was then that we decided to collect firewood for our infamous winters bonfires!

after a beautiful warm log fire in the night, our hopes had seemed defeated as nothing had taken an interest in our bait.

then suddenly.......the rod buckles....

I set the rod, and pumped and wind, after a minute arm wrestle i was greeted with a massive stingray which i had predicted due to it's dead weight and lack of fight. it was then that we really lost all hope and interest in fishing.

so we headed back to the log fire, sitting by talking about random stories, you know.. secret men's business, the kind of stories one would only hear in the depths of the midnight mist in the jungle.

having a carpet of stars blanketing the winters sky, we continued to enjoy the serenity and beauty that mother nature had to offer. by then ryan and the guys had called it a night, leaving at around 11pm.

within 10 minutes of them leaving.. suddenly..... the left side 12' Jarvis Walker rod buckles over and continues to buckle. i let out a scream..

"CARRRRRRRRLOSSSSS!!!!!!! GET THE RODDD, THE ROD!! THE RODD! GET THE RODDDD!! CARRRRRRRLOSSSS!!!!!!!!!"  AHHAH

ahhahha it was so funny, 2 grown men jumping down from the clifftops down to our fishing ledge, as Carlos grabbed the rod, set the hook and continued his fair share of pumping and winding for the night, i was screaming out

"BEACH IT! DONT LOSE IT! DONT LOSE IT!" LOLL

then all of a sudden when we saw colour.... omg the HUGE flash of silver is a sight that will never leave my mind. it was truly a special moment. a momentous occasion as Carlos was blessed with his first Jewfish.

Yes... my mission is complete! have all my close ones catch a Jewfish whilst fishing with me.. it was intense, as we nearly lost it, the puppy was way to heavy to be dead lifted from the water so I had to improvise, running into the water with my socks on (that i had spent the whole night drying LOL) guiding the fish to shore..

she weighed about 5kilos and just shy of the 70cm mark! after the adrenalin we gave each other a well-deserving high five of pure team work and co-ordination, a fine example of Carlos and Daniel's fishing adventure (random skills) and LOL luck.....

we finished the night off right after that, satisfied with our conquest and gained a new found sense of respect for our secret spot x. after a night of many random moments, and much laughter. we were driving home then Carlos screams out of no where..

"A DEER!!! A DEER!! A DEEET MEAH" AHHAHAH

there we saw a lonesome deer wandering on someones yard.. so i took a photo of it, and told Carlos..

"go stand next to it carlos, i'll take a photo" LOL!!!!!!

hahaha oh man.. right after the deer encounter, driving innocently home through the national park, i find some idiot behind me tail gating and going close to my ass.. he follows me for a while, for which i sped off.. then all of a sudden this 'idiot' turned out to be a cop car (Lol just my random luck).

he let us off with a warning right after i told him "oh i thought you were some guy tail gating me so that's why i sped of" and he quickly got defensive and let me off with a warning... haha..

i knew i had to blog about this one cause it really was such a random night... one of those "what more could possibly happen". LOL.. anyways,
until the next Carlos and Daniel's fishing adventures, enjoy the photos!

DeAndre's for Lyfe



winter '10 port hacking log fire



Carlitos and his first Jewfish



Smiles



they have such a nice smell..



70cm!



LOL oh and the random DEER we saw..



peace,
-dkb.

ahhh the good times..!
LOL so much laughter,
<3 QLD

hello DrLove lovers, so today's topic is - 25 tell signs, she's a 'crazy' and you should run! so i was talking to one of my friends about this topic, we laughed so hard cause all of them relate to a certain situation. we call it the 'what the f?!' moment.

like you know.. those 'err okay... psycho..' moments when you met a girl and you're getting to know her and you're hoping she don't turn crazy, crazy, crazy then BAM! she craaaaaazy! lol

1.) she starts talking about her ex boyfriends for more then half of the first date conversation. oh boy. wtf?

2.) she has blood shot eyes. "Oh! I just woke up today and was just there! it's so annoying yeah?" LOLLLLLLL in memory of 'crazy eyes' a big wtf?

3.) she introduces herself to you, accepts your invitation to dinner.. then the next day she's kissing her boyfriend at the same gym you guys attend, wtf? (this ones for u puto lol)

4.) she sits with her group of girlfriends at the bar, yelling 'Woo!!' every 5minutes, aka 'The Woo Girls' wtf?

5.) she's going to have a big night out clubbing, she goes to the atm to withdraw cash, she turns to you and says "$50 should be enough for tonight yeh?".. cause she knows she can work the system and make poor boys buy drinks for her. LOL wtf?

6.) she's got facebook photos up of her kissing other girls and skulling bottles. wtf?

7.) on the first date, she shows cleavage. oh noes.. chesticles am the bad! if you want the man to respect you, put a shirt on girl! like wtf?

8.) she sends drunk text messages to you after the first night you guys met. wtf?

9.) she goes out on a date with your best friend, then the next day she goes out with you to a party and holds your hand. in front of the same friend yesterday. wtf?

10.) she marries her first boyfriend, who lives overseas wtf?

11.) "SoO RandoM!?" LOL! only me and carlos will understand this one.. wtf?

12.) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" *sobs* *sobs* ahhahahaHHAhahh puto wtf?

13.) "here you go baby, this is for you" *bends over* wtf? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

14.) she tells you she use to smoke ice on the first date. wtf?

15.) her best friend is cheating on her boyfriend and uses her as an alibi to lie & deceive him. wtf?

16.) she tells you she wants to go model for Auto Salon with her best friend cause it's 'a once in a lifetime opportunity' and continues to try and justify it wtf?

17.) you intro her to your friends and by the end of the night she's drunk and hugging one of your mates. wtf?

18.) you take her on a date, order 3 dishes, and she just sits there? Lol doesn't eat and tells you she's not hungry? wtf?

19.) u guys are texting to each other, then all of sudden she tells you her best friend is coming over for icecream at 2am. who is a guy. Oh and not to mention he spends the night over her house cause that's such a normal thing.. lol wtf?

20.) she asks you "you know that scene in notorious where biggie is doing lil'kim? .... have you ever did a girl like that?" um.. LOL wtf?

21.) you go to see her, she comes out, and you notice bruises all over her legs.. and she tells you "oh it's cause of pole-dancing classes, i can't get rid of them!" wtf?

22.) you bust her cheating, and she blames you for invading her privacy and breaks up with you? wtf?

23.) you're with a girl and she constantly talks about how she works 3 jobs. but she never offers to pay for anything.. and through out the whole time you're with her, you see none of it? wtf?

24.) she comes out wearing really skanky fish net stockings. wtf?

25.) you guys are out on a date, talking, she then randomly tells you when she did her p's test, the RTA instructor pulled her over and asked her for a bj. wtf?

lol.. that's all for now,
so yes.. remember to watch out, cause they all crazy these days!
and beware of the blood-shot eyes!!

-DrLove

this one's for you bubby, lol =)

1.) get cock blocked by 5 successful singers, with chairs. ie. the backstreet boys.
2.) guess her favorite desert from the menu on your first date
3.) use the 'santa claus' pick up line, wait 5 years, then use a new pick up line.
4.) buy a new shirt for your first date with her. lol!
5.) go wash your car with your little brother before you pick her up
6.) bring pillows in your car, don't ask. just do it. lol
7.) don't pay on your first date. instead, run out of the restaurant together lol!
8.) always make her laugh, even if it makes you look like a jackass.
9.) tell her you're in this for keeps.
10.) blame her for your cheesyness.
11.) take her to the beach at night and walk in the sand together.
12.) one word boys: shiatsu. lol!!
13.) buy her a pork roll
14.) be real and straight out, first time every time.
15.) tell her you're a pansy, but also a gangster.
16.) call her ugly, then kiss her.
17.) look into her eyes, not at her chest
18.) lavender candles :)
19.) call each other on the phone. and read each others blogs together LOL!
20.) "no you hang up first!" "no youuuuu hang up first!" - lmao
21.) touch her hair, then pull it.
22.) girls love their girl-time with their friends, so give her this :)
23.) don't swear
24.) flirt with her, tease the shit outta her, then compliment her lol
25.) "have you seen my beach ball?" *flexes*
26.) write her a fobby un-amendable 4 page letter.
27.) prepare yourself to meet her friends
28.) motivate each other to study and work hard
29.) watch a nigga movie together, then recite the quotes lol!
30.) be patient, patient and patient
31.) she comes first, always lol
32.) 3 words: chinese take out
33.) compile her a car cd and name it after her
34.) if she calls you, hang up and call her back.
35.) remember the little random things she tells you (her favorite season)
36.) take her to your local park.
37.) chivalry is only dead if you think it is.
38.) tie her shoelaces for her when they come undone, lol.
39.) brush hands with her then blame it on her. "can you PuH-Lease stop it!" lol!
40.) ask questions about her friends & family
41.) send her a text message that makes her smile every morning
42.) make time for her in your busy schedule
43.) read my DrLove blogs
44.) 5 dates before the first kiss, make her anticipate and wait Lol!
45.) tell her you want to be her boy, then her friend.
46.) remember her birthday
47.) make up random nicknames for her
48.) tell her about the princess and the pea
49.) the southern cross and orions belt
50.) be sure you want her for her and not her Ass..sets. lol!
51.) make your intentions clear so you don't slip into the friends zone, studs or duds.
52.) send the first 'I Miss You' sms.
53.) tell her you poo'd your pants in kindergarden.
54.) write a blog dedicated solely to her, for eg. 'how to score a girlfriend, DrLove'
55.) wait for her to go sleep first, then sleep
56.) princess jasmine, aladdin and his magic carpet ride
57.) don't kiss any girls for one whole year. lol!
58.) ask her, is she a start of month, middle of month or end of month girl. lol!
59.) tell her you're not a stalker, but her living room couch looks nice.
60.) send her coded up facebook messages so her friends can see lol ;)
61.) email her happy valentines day. even if she's far far away, like in Japan.
62.) drive her home from work
63.) one word: slowjams
64.) save chatlogs with you and her, from 2005
65.) tell everyone in your public blog, she's the sweeeeeeetest thing
66.) one life, one love.
67.) have tea parties at 11pm on a work day
68.) tell her you're not tired, even at 3am with work the next day at 6am Lol..
69.) 69.
70.) anything can be cute, but only she can be beautiful =)
71.) promise to take care of her, and keep that promise
72.) make her say please. hahaha ;)
73.) kiss her on the forehead =)
74.) sing to her! lol even though you're not good
75.) "kiss me through the phoneee, see you later onnn"
76.) make her iron your shirts, and pay her $50 Lol
77.) let her drive your car!
78.) show her where the knob is, in your manual car lol.
79.) never be late. she finishes at 5:00, you're there at 5:01pm.
80.) she always smells nice, so tell her!
81.) write her long emails whilst at work
82.) send her funny boy & girl-y email spams
83.) show her your 9 & 3/4 finger, Lol
84.) pick her up and twirl her around in the park
85.) piggyback her :)
86.) be gentle with her
87.) walk on the outside of the lane, so you die first sorta thing.
88.) grab her hand when crossing the road and tell her "it's for your own safety!" Lol
89.) notice her freckles or moles, and tell her she's got chocolate on her face
90.) make future plans with her
91.) show some balls and plan the outings, girls love a man who takes control
92.) 'hey i'm outside' when you're at the next traffic lights does not work. lol
93.) sms her telling her to stay warm
94.) make sure she's always got a drink when she comes over
95.) don't check out other girls when you're with her
96.) watch chick flicks together. (and blame it on your sisters for downloading them)
97.) don't speed when she's in the car with you
98.) do not pretend and like the same music she does 'yes of course! i do love Yellow Card!' Lmaooo!
99.) a man's got 99 problems, but a bitch aint one of them.
100.) and the last one. the cardinal rule is, do not lie and just be yourself =)

for my nom nom om nom,
i bet you smiled at this one didnt ya lol ;)
dkb.

okay so like, i asked a few people for ideas on my next blog, you know, like 'DrLove, by demand' sorta thing. what topic/subject should i blog about? and thank you to LN you hoochie mamma for inspiring this one! no seriously, thank you. bitch.

Boy Jealousy.
1.) muscles or mussels - okay i'll start this one off with a stupid/funny one. you see, when us boys see a girl that we like, liking another schmuck. we tell ourselves - stuff that! i can take him, i bet i can beat him in a fight. even if we're scrawny, nerdy, and the schmuck plays football. yeah we can take him on! Lol.. okay true story.. I once met a girl.. and she liked this other guy. they dated. i saw myself as this weakling that couldn't do anything.. couldn't be a MAN, scrawny, skinny, little azn boy. so what did i do? i started gyming, doing push ups, dumbbells curls throughout year 12. by end of HSC, my work out paid off, i was no longer 'short and scrawny' but more normal. and i felt more confident about myself. yup, we won't deny it, part of the reason why guys gym is to stay fit, and to build self confidence, and to impress you sexy mammas =D. it happens to guys!

2.) corporate career me. - we start comparing career/jobs with them - hah hah he works at KFC! and i'm in the top 5 accounting firm! (but why does he still pull the chicks? must be working with all them chickens!). no seriously, guys do do this.. i remember one time.. i liked this girl, she didn't like me, 2 weeks later she went for some other guy. i then found out, that guy is successful, had a good job, drives a better car... yeah.. see even DrLove loses some times.. lol.

3.) the bestfriend. guy. - if we get with a girl, and she has a 'close' guy friend or a 'best guy-friend'. us guys will be uneasy with this one. and I mean it, yeah you can sit there and disagree, and u fellas who are reading this can say, "that's sad.. stop being insecure, it makes u weak." don't tell me, u don't feel like breaking this 'best guy-friends' teeth when your girlfriend tells you shit like, oh he's been there for me for so long. DAMN GIRL! WE WANT TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S THERE FOR YOU! LOL. hence why we're your boyfriends. we want to be the only man, your only man! not some guy-friend who (no doubt) has had a crush on you for SOooooo Long. lol okay now i'm being cliche`. end of the story is, we're still gonna be jealous of any guy who's closer to you then we are.

4.) the friend zone - the worst type of jealousy is when.. you like a girl, you talk to her hoping to get closer and let her 'realize' that all this time you've been 'the one' for her. waiting patiently... however, as life has it.. she likes another guy, who's a total jackass, a jerk, a douche, he's a bad boy, pulls in the chicks, naturally just fly with all the girls. hmm yeah i've been here before. i'm sure all guys have, some just won't admit it! but as you get older, (well as DrLove has gotten older) you have to leave the inevitable to be, even if she leaves her bf for you, she's still gonna have baggage right? and no one likes baggage. trust me.

5.) fight or flight - it means we either we bash them up, or run away scared like a little pansy. Lol don't you remember the old days when young LiL_ReD dragon-wanna-be OG had a little rat tail, thinkin' he was king kong. fighting, or getting his 'bros' to bash other guys.. okay i've never been that bad boy but i knew a couple in high school. haha school boy jealousy.. "what are you looking at?" "what's your problem??" **death stare**

6.) the incredible hulk - Lol this one's abit stupid when we think back to it, if we get 'jealous' of another guy, or i mean, i wouldn't really call it jealous, more like ANGER, FURIOUS, PISSSSSSED off manG! for example; this guy was flirting with our girlfriend; or!! this is the guy who our girlfriend cheated on.. u see ladies, we men can get really crazy, crazy to a point where we be calling our best friends up. "i wanna go to his house, smash his car, smash his face!". then you need the best friend to calm you the hell down and tell you Woo Saaa.. it's over.. forget it.. she ain't worth it.. he ain't worth it.. people like that don't change. their personality is shit house and they'll never be pure. let's go have a smoke and talk shit about him for 3hrs. *angry friend* alright. let's go. lol..

7.) the real jealousy - this is the last one i can come up with lol, if we 'like' a girl.. and we been talking to her, flirting with her, smsing her, then all of a sudden.. we hear things off our friends of friends.. OR we see pictures of her hugging other guys on facebook. like an alright looking guy who has their arms full wrapped around her. there's 2 things a man can do.. assess the situation, get pissed off, then accept reality and feel depressed and crap =(.. and yep no matter how much u tell urself "dw man ur better then him" sometimes it's hard to face the truth. he's taller than you, he's more built, and he's good looking. WTF!!! and secondly, we tell ourselves, alright it's over. i don't like her anymore.. have thoughts like "i wouldn't want my gf to do that! that's a turn off.." and yep, guys can do this.. they can just walk away. be stupid and start to ignore her. Lol..

okay, I've ran out of things to write about boy jealousy Lol, so I asked a couple of my guy friends.. "what do you do when you get jealous?" and this is what i got lol!

8.) I go home and have a wank. - MW, LOL

9.)
"what do u mean when i get jealous?"
"like you know, if you like a girl, but she likes someone else.. and this guy's a jerk, an asshole, what do you do??"
"ohhhh! hmm... i'd sing that mario vazquez - gallery song to her" - Dojas, HAHAHA Lol love it.

10.) go drinking and to the strip clubs - TD 'i love pho'

11.) we punch the other guys lights out - 'I love my life' T Lol

13.) go punch a brick wall (LOL!, yes i've seen this twice already, sigh.. drunk mates) - BC 'chewy chewy'

okay, now for the girls side..

Girl Jealousy.

1.) we stalk them and then tell ourselves we're better then them! - lol

2.) we tell ourselves we're skinnier, and they're a fat bitch! even when they're hot! - pyscho alert! LOL LN

3.) we compare, if she goes to TAFE, shes a dumb bitch! cause i go to UNI! - LOLL piggy back girl, love u bitch!!!!!!

4.) we stalk 'em on facebook.

5.) we delete them off our facebook, then we stalk them on our friends facebook. - haha girls are crazy >< but you guys already knew that

6.) we code up our bitching names for them, then post it out on facebook "heeeeeeeeRre Horsey hOrsey, Neigh!!" - LOL

7.) we get drunk in the clubs, run into our ex, and scream out "OMG UR NEW GF LOOKS LIKE A HORSE!" - AHHHHHahaha LMAO!

8.) we go complain to our guy friends (daniel, im hot yeh? like.. im cuter then her yeh?) - lol... so funny

9.) we tell ourselves every night we're better then her, in every way.

10.) we start rumors about her! - Lol naughty naughty #2 fan

11.) we call her ugly. - thanks LD.... u boring girl lol..

12.) we tell our boyfriend shes ugly/fat/fake/annoying, no good can come out of talking to her,  I FORBID YOU TO TALK TO HER haha. jokes, i'm not that psycho! - haha okay....... now put the knife down AN.

13.) we chuck a sookyfit to our boyfriends. - cute. lol.

14.) haha ... probably just pick out little things that don't matter and hate them for that? - haha, that's so highschool!

15.) we say things that make ourselves feeel better like " shes actually ugly without makeup" or something - lol, cute. thanks #2 fan

16.) we give em looks.

17.) we call 'em names. - lol 'Horsey'

18.) we become unfriendly to them instantly. - wow, dunno how some girls can do that lol. guys sort it out with a fist fight!

19.) or, we just suck up to their asses!! - keep your friends close, and enemies closer!! - thanks js love

20.) well if i were jealous of some girl.. i'd prolli just straight up pick out her flaws and think she's stupid. - cute LD, cute. lol

21.) compare her to that girl OR act like nothing is wrong. then secretly facebook stalk her! - babyphat. haha

22.) i'm too much of a nice person, you cant ask me! HAHAHAAHHAHAH! omg.. girls jst bitch about them 24/7 - CAROLINE LE, you are too nice lol.

23.) we ask our friends if they know her, and try and find out all the bad things bout this girl. but if she's beaten she will just ignore it and not let it get to her? - babyphat

24.) oh. its hard.. i cant think.. i dunno bt being jealous jealous.. more like. wen my bf talks to other girls but hides it.. and i find out? but that's not jealousy is it.. that's angry - LOL "that's angry" how cute.. you're cute LD. lol

25.) we make sure we know her face so that if we ever see each other eye to eye, i can give her a mean case of the BITCH DON'T TALK TO MY BOYFRIEND
*with finger snap included - LN

26.) im always skinnier then her. even if shes skinnier then me, im skinnier then her.  - AHHAHAHA

27.) she wears more makeup then me, ALWAYS the case! - Hahahaha

28.) ill ask questions about the girl, like small and somewhat insignificant questions, so i can find out who she is.

29.) we tell ourselves, she probably snores.

30.) and that she looks like shit when she wakes up. and that i never do cause i look amazing. - AHAHHAA

31.) we tell ourselves that we're smarter then her

32.) we're prettier then her! unless she really is stunning.. then shes just a big slut that needs to stop being within a 500-metre radius of my boyfriend! - LN LOL

33.)
**DrLove**: so do you ever tell your boyfriend if you're jealous of this girl?
**LN**: no unless i actually consider her a threat, then ill be a massive bitch. or if he wants us to be friends, ill kill him. like literally. or prove that I'm bettter! which of course i am ... that's why hes with me! right??
**DrLove** um.. yes. Lol

34.) i dunno.. never really happened before. except one time! i went out with my bf and this bitch was hitting on him. LIKE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF i just evil eyed her and she got the point. bitches know im gangster! ill fuck them up - LOL!!!!! hoochie mamma bro.

35.) we make up rumors and bitch about them to our friend

36.) i knew this girl, she use to flirt with my bf. and i know she gave a guy a bj in a public toilet when we were at a festival. so i just told one girl that works with them and now everyone knows! but they would've found out anyway, i feel a bit bad but my defense mechanisms were like brutal. - AHHAHA so what's this girls name....? i need to talk to her.. for 'research' purposes Lol!

37.) what happens if this girl is actually stunning? if she already has a bf then idc (i don't care) coz then shes a slut! BIG SLUTTTTTTT!!! - AHhah

38.) they'll find fault about the other girl... and they will.... they'll bitch about it with their girlfriends to make themselves feel better. - aww thanks ND

39.) ummm lets me see. we'll find something to make the guy jealous too. that's pretty typical too - lol ND.

40.) do nothing because she realizes jealousy gets you no where. - strong girl WB!

41.) give her bf hell about it and constantly bring that girl up in every little argument or whenever she thinks his done something wrong.

42.) stalk.

43.) subtly test him out and bring something abt her in conversation just to see if there was something going on, girls would only get jealous if they think there's a possibility to something happening. they need to prove their insecurities are wrong and feel better abt themselves.- hmMm interesting! lol..

44.) i dont know lol - haha WB you're cute.

45.) let me think. girls will get jealous if their bfs are generally nice to everyone.. esp to their own girl-friends - Ooo interesting, yes this happened to me once lol.. apparently i got 'too friendly' with one of her friends.. lol.... we will never understand

46.)
**ND**: girls dont want their bfs to go out of the way to do something for another girl, like doing something out of your way for someone
*DrLove*: what if ur with ur gf, then bf gets a call and its one of his girl-friends, and her car broke down LOL! she has no one else to call, is it wrong if he goes?
**ND**:  yes
*DrLove*: -_-......

47.) yep girls will get pissed of at things like that, you can be nice, but not overly nice

48.) we don't show u, we are jealous? cause it gives the other person more power if they wanna do something to you? - miss HO lol

49.) when girls are jealous, we need CONSTANT reassurance and attention, cos the guy has just opened a gateway full of insecurities? - so the trick is to not ever open this 'gate'... right gotcha! get that boys? lol

50.) we will act all cold and sudden mood swings - miss martini!!

51.) just say i was with a dude i'm interested in, we're all talking and giggling. then he receives a phone call, and i don't know.. girls instinct.. i know its another girl.. not just any girl.. but "the girl" or something. my mood would just change. I'll start turning cold.. like things get awkward and he'll be like.. "whats wrong?" i'll be like "nothing.. dw abt it, nothings wrong" then it starts going downhill. - Lol man girls really think too much! thanks LAW!! miss martini always has something to say :)

52.) we stalk them!! as in.. everything! go blogs, facebook, see all the photos, read all the comments, see how she talks and try to find out if shes slutty or not, juss that little stuff, and see all this photo comment! and when i stalk someone i go to their fb constantly for a while until i forget abt her and dont care abt her lol - LOL thank you kimchi girl, now we know what 'stalk' actually means =)

54.) we think of ways to sabotage the other person! umm e.g if that girl luckily got an expensive handbag, ud think evil thoughts and laugh if they dropped it in the gutter i don't do this. but you know lol i'm just saying.. i couldn't give 2 shits if someone got a new bag. hmm but... if u were to be REALLY evil, you'd think of ways to sabotaging it
*e.g drop a drink on it "accidentally" hahahaha that would be funny! - ROFL yeah okay CHAN twiddle plum lol

53.) we sit back and wait for the guy to maybe one day realize that he picked the wrong girl and will come back to us.. - Awwww when i heard this, i wanted to KisSs you!! =) nom nom om nom! <3

lol! anyways, thank you to all the hoochies and princesses that have helped me compiled this blog. i just wanna deliver a msg on behalf of the male race. if you ladies have boyfriends or guys who love you.. please!! there's no need to get jealous.. honestly, we men are with you cause we love you. ever heard that saying, a man may go through a day and check out other girls, flirt here and there, but at the end of the day the last girl he thinks about before he sleeps is you. actually, scrap that! we're humans. we will get jealous! alwayyyyyys!! GRRRR >.<

-DrLove.

How men change

 

The Love Word:

After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!

After 6 months: Of course, I love you.

After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

 

Back from Work:

After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!

After 6 months: I'm BACK!!

After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

 

Phone Ringing:

After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.

After 6 months: Here, it's for you.

After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAMMIT!!

 

Cooking:

After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!

After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?

After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

 

New Dress:

After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.

After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?

After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

 

New Haircut:

After 6 weeks: Baby, your hair looks so soft and beautiful

After 6 months: Here babe, take my card and spoil yourself!

After 6 years: What? you cut your hair?

 

TV:

After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?

After 6 months: I like this movie.

After 6 years: I'm going to watch the footy, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

 

 Weekends:

After 6 weeks: I wanna spend time with my beautiful angel this weekend

After 6 months: I'm tired, can't we go another day?

After 6 years: It's your turn to take the kids to soccer practice!

 

Making Love:

After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight.

After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!

After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

Making Love (female lol):

After 6 weeks: Baby, you're such a stud!

After 6 months: Didn't we do it last month?

After 6 years: I have a headache.